Have you ever met a slippery pig ?
I know ... I've met one too !
I even met a girl who said
she lived with one.
"P" "U" !
Did you ever pet a slippery pig ?
It's not the thing to do !
It'll slide and turn and run roughshod,
all over you !
It'll tear you apart and break your heart;
that slippery pig and his goo .
There's nothing good ,
despite the gleam ,
of a slippery pig and you !