HOW TO BE PERFECTLY MISERABLE AT CHRISTMAS, { or anytime }

1.    THINK  ABOUT  YOURSELF  CONSTANTLY.


2.    USE  " I "  AS  OFTEN  AS  POSSIBLE.


3.    MIRROR  YOURSELF  CONTINUALLY  BY 

THE  OPINION  OF  OTHER  PEOPLE.


4.    LISTEN,  GREEDILY,  TO  WHAT  PEOPLE  

SAY  ABOUT  YOU  AND

IF  IT'S  NOT  WHAT  YOU  WANT  TO  HEAR,


GET  ANGRY   ! 


5.    EXPECT  TO  BE  APPRECIATED  BY  EVERYONE.


6.    BE  SUSPICIOUS.


7.    BE  JEALOUS  AND  ENVIOUS.


8.    BE  SENSITIVE  AND  EASILY  OFFENDED.


9.    NEVER  FORGIVE  A  CRITICISM.


10.    TRUST  NOBODY  BUT  YOURSELF.


11.    INSIST  UPON  CONSIDERATION  &  RESPECT  

AT  ALL  TIMES.


12.    DEMAND  AGREEMENT  WITH  YOUR  OWN  VIEWS  

ON  EVERYTHING.


13.    SULK  &  FEEL  SORRY  FOR  YOURSELF  IF  PEOPLE  

ARE  NOT  GRATEFUL  FOR  ALL  YOU  DO  FOR  THEM.


14.    NEVER  FORGET  WHAT  YOU'VE  DONE  

FOR  OTHER  PEOPLE.

THINK  ABOUT  IT  AT  ALL  TIMES

BUT . . .


15.    ALWAYS  REMEMBER  WHAT  THEY  HAVE  

FAILED  TO  DO  FOR  YOU.


16.    SHIRK  YOUR  DUTY.


17.    SEEK ,  AT  ALL  TIMES,  TO  ENTERTAIN  YOURSELF.


18.    DO  AS  LITTLE  AS  YOU  POSSIBLY  CAN  

FOR  OTHER  PEOPLE.




Joyce Meyer